What it really means
To be not up to Dick was to be ill — not well; ill and wretched, in J. Redding Ware's definition from Passing English of the Victorian Era (1909).
Ware's label for it is one of his most charming: Common Respectable Life. Not the street, not the stage, not the thieves' kitchen — this was a phrase for decent households, the sort you might use to a neighbour over the fence.
It makes most sense as the negative of a phrase that was then current: up to Dick, meaning up to standard, as good as it ought to be. Green's Dictionary of Slang finds that in Punch in 1879, in one of its comic 'Arry pieces, written in a Cockney voice: Our party was quite up-to-Dick. From the 1880s Australian papers were using it of sausages, funerals and newspapers alike. Something up to Dick passed inspection. A person not up to Dick did not — they were off colour, below par, out of sorts.
As for who Dick was, the honest answer is that nobody seems to know. The phrase behaves like up to scratch or up to the mark, where the standard is named but never explained, and we have found no reliable source that settles it. Guesses are easy to come by; evidence is not.
It is a gentle, slightly comic way to say you feel rotten, which is probably why it suited respectable life. It admits to being unwell without going into detail.
Where it comes from
- 1879
Earliest 'up to dick' in Green's Dictionary of Slang: Punch, 13 September 1879, in the comic voice of 'Arry the Cockney — 'Our party was quite up-to-Dick'.
- 1909
Ware's Passing English of the Victorian Era: 'Not up to Dick (Common Respectable Life). Not well; ill and wretched.'
In real life
- I won't make the quiz tonight — I'm not up to dick, and the sofa is calling.
- She ate the prawns at the buffet and spent the next day thoroughly not up to dick.
- The new boiler isn't up to dick either; it sulks every time it rains.
Questions
Q01What does 'not up to dick' mean?
Unwell — 'ill and wretched', in J. Redding Ware's Passing English of the Victorian Era (1909). It is the negative of 'up to dick', which meant up to standard.
Q02What does 'up to dick' mean?
Up to standard, as good as required. Green's Dictionary of Slang has it from 1879, when Punch printed 'Our party was quite up-to-Dick'. Australian papers used it the same way in the 1880s and 1890s.
Q03Who is Dick?
Nobody knows for certain, and we have found no reliable source that says. The phrase works like 'up to scratch' or 'up to the mark': the meaning is clear even though the origin is not.
Sources
- J. Redding Ware, Passing English of the Victorian Era (1909), full text — 'Not up to Dick (Common Respectable Life)'.
- Green's Dictionary of Slang — up to dick (under dick, n.), citations from 1879.
- Mental Floss — Victorian slang list (includes not up to dick).