Monkey Branching
- “he left me and was with someone new immediately”
- “the word for lining up the next relationship first”
- “why do people never end up single”
- “is emotional cheating still cheating”
| Aspect | Monkey branching | Cushioning |
|---|---|---|
| Options kept | Prospects, actively pursued | Several, kept warm |
| Intent | To leave | To be insured |
| Timeline | A planned swing | Open-ended |
| Result | Immediate new relationship | A soft landing if needed |
In shortReaders who land here meaning Monkey Branching rather than Cushioning are usually searching for phrases like “he left me and was with someone new immediately”, “the word for lining up the next relationship first”, “why do people never end up single”.
In shortMonkey branching. 2010s — Circulated anonymously in online relationship forums and slang dictionaries; the earliest accessible citation is an Urban Dictionary entry of 2 December 2010, posted under a pseudonym, so a dated first use survives but no named coiner does.
Monkey Branching. Circulated anonymously in online relationship forums and slang dictionaries; the earliest accessible citation is an Urban Dictionary entry of 2 December 2010, posted under a pseudonym, so a dated first use survives but no named coiner does.
Cushioning. Emerges as online dating slang, with a long-standing definition as a technique to 'cushion the blow' of a breakup.