Word list · 12 words

False etymologies

A false etymology is a story about a word's origin that sounds right but is not supported by the evidence. Many are acronym stories made up long after the word itself; others tie a word to a famous person or event because that makes a better tale.

Each entry gives the popular story, then what dated written records show, and names the dictionaries and historians who checked. Where the true origin is unknown, it says that too.

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The words

  1. Golf

    Golf is the club-and-ball game, and the word is far older than the joke about it.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  2. Hooker

    "Hooker" is slang for a sex worker.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  3. News

    News means information about recent events.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  4. OK

    OK means "all right" or "acceptable".

    Literary & Rhetorical

  5. Picnic

    A picnic is a meal eaten outdoors, usually on a trip.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  6. Posh

    Posh means smart, luxurious or upper-class.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  7. Ring a Ring o' Roses

    Ring a Ring o' Roses (in America, "Ring Around the Rosie") is a nursery rhyme and circle game in which children dance in a ring and fall or crouch at the end.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  8. Rule of thumb

    A rule of thumb is a rough, practical guide based on experience rather than exact measurement.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  9. Sincere

    Sincere means honest and genuine, free from pretence.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  10. SOS

    SOS is the international Morse code distress signal, and more loosely any urgent call for help.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  11. The whole nine yards

    "The whole nine yards" means everything, the full amount, going all the way.

    Literary & Rhetorical

  12. Tip

    A tip is a small extra payment for service, on top of the bill.

    Literary & Rhetorical

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